The elephant remembers.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
A: A dog barking in a mirror.
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.
They have bad mammaries.