Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger