Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.