Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.