Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!