Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !