Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Specie Jokes More Specie Jokes

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What do we do?

We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last.

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !