Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?

It is a no spin zone

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

Which tornadoes are the most refreshing?

F5 tornadoes.