What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.