What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!