What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

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Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History