Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son