Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...