Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only ...

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.