Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Buzzard Jokes More Buzzard Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.