What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster