What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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How can you identify a French Infantryman?

Sunburned armpits.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!