What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

What is the longest?

Life without parole

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"