Attempted Crepe
Because it's such a bonne ide.
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
McBongald's
Parole.
They prefer complete sentences.
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
An udder disaster