What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What is the longest?

Life without parole

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!