What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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What does a french truck driver shout during Bastille Day?

Have a NICE day!

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Parole Jokes More Parole Jokes

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe