What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

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