Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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Sir!

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe