Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.