Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.