Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

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Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !