Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you call someone who strictly prefers white rice over brown rice?

A goddamn riceist

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.