Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.