Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae