What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot