What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot