What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.