How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Slipper Jokes More Slipper Jokes

What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

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