Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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I'll be bach.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!