What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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A: Bach in the saddle again.

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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.