Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb?

A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.