Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Wow, this blew up!
Carrion.
Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"
Because old Hobbits die hard...
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
They push Two twins together to make a King
Because white people destroy everything.
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast
Take your time, there's no Rush...