Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Plane Crash Jokes More Plane Crash Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...