Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call an eskimo with no friends?

An iglooser

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran