Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What do you call 1000 lesbians with guns?

Militia Etheridge

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.