Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Where does he get off?

credit to Hampton Yount)

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Who survives?

America.