Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.