Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 1000 aches?

A .

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage