Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!