Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

1000 Jokes More 1000 Jokes

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.