You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
50$
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
None, they just shoot the room for being black.
As many as want to be!
Oil
A gigglehert
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
This guy!!!