Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me