Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.