Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What are short men called?

Friends.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me