Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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Suspense tion

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.