How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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They think Cast is spelled with an e.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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He wrote sheet music.

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I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

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I'll be Bach.

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Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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Because he nuts and bolts.

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You can't see them when it is night.

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There goes my Hero.

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Because the P is silent

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Because he tryptophan.

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Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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RUFFles

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.