He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
A dia-beetle
If you break a leg, you get cast
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Elizabeth.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)
Because it was charged with battery.
He nuts and bolts.
There goes my hero"
There goes my gyro
He had no body to go with.
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A Gulden's opportunity.
Chicks dig stars.
They have a pirate bay......
A holdsemfromfloppin
Because he was salty
RUFFles
He had his reservations.