He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
The Ghanarena
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
His leg was in a cast.
Bark Roofalo
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
Because...bros before hose!
PG-13
It is about 2 hours long.
Because 7 ate 9.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
He falls off
There goes my hero"
IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"
A Standing Blow-vation.
A concert that costs 45 cents.
A shooting star!
A Gulden's opportunity.
Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line
Artificial Swedeners
Because he was salty
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