Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!