Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!