Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!