Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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Because he's married.

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His friends egged him on

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A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Jose and Hose B.

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Fire Fighter Jokes More Fire Fighter Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!