Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes