Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Whats Black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, ya racist.

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What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.