None because it's already lit fam
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Ho Gardens
He was talking smack.
Because he was in cider trading
Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
One second mom, I'm coming!
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
None, that's a Mexican's job.
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
It was an explosive success
The Samsung Note 7
Because 7 was mean. Get it?
Because 7 ate 9.
