Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

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They 'turnip' their noses.

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Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What do teenage terrorists drink?

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn