None because it's already lit fam
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
One second mom, I'm coming!
They both want to bury their bone.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!
They 'turnip' their noses.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
Procrasturbation.
Bi-polar
Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose
Smirnoff ISIS
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
They both hate the French press
At las!
Golden Dawn