Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.