None because it's already lit fam
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
They both love Ten D's
Blackbirds
They don't like pulling out.
Popalottapus
Hare loss.
They're always eager for more on their pate.
It's like a metaphor.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Because it's Lit.
The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
the harder you hit 'em the more english you get
We don't like anything white on our land.
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
It goes back four seconds.
A: To get to the second hand shop.
