None because it's already lit fam
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A lot of likes
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
A promegranate.
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
Pants 50% off
Radioactive elements last longer.
Bison
Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even
There's none, both like clubbing.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Vachina Town
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
The Samsung Note 7
A pigment of your imagination.
It is possible that UFOs exist.
When your bald !
The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Because its leaves rustled.
She was charged with rustling!
Everything he said was troo
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Look, Ma! No hands!
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
