Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Shredder Jokes More Shredder Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

How does a turtle grate cheese?

Shredder

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Fam Jokes More Fam Jokes

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

French Jokes More French Jokes

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.