What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town