What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

What do you call a Frenchman in Colorado?

A French Fried

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.