What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

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Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.