What do you call a french guy wearing s...

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What do you call dark French people?

French Fries

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop