Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Who's there ! Crispin ! Crispin who ?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !

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In case they get a hole in one!

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Neither can wear pants

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What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.