Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

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What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks