Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.