Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Diddily-squats.

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Her *algaebra*.

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A bow T.I.E.

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Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.