Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks