Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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He hibernated in the summer.

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Swarm here isn't it !

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.