What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.