What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Cancer. ( )

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.