What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.