Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.