Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

Cold Hand Jokes More Cold Hand Jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why do tennis players have cold hands?

They have bad mittens.