What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"