What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.