What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!