What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves?

Jingle Fett

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.