What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!