Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What people travel the most?

Romans.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran