Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.