Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them?

A photographer.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

A: Because they can't spell tobbagan.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran