Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans