Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
The new softcap limits
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
A: When you can't pay cash.
A Harry Potter
Quidditching
Her GPA was unda da C.
Bison.
A labracadabrador
Because magic is stupid.
Because he is forever a loan.
A: Because she had an interest in the principal.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
