Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

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Because they were only a quideach

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How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Bison"

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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WHO-DINI

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He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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With their bills!

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan