Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan