Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign Language

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

College Loan Jokes More College Loan Jokes

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan