Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

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What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan