Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans