Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan