World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
A buzzillion.
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
San Diego.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds