Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.