Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.