Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.