What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.