What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".