What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What do you call 256 Shades of Grey?

Grayscale

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".