What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ?

9GAG

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.