What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger