What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger