What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient