What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.