What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.