What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria?

Light

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !