What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy