What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !