Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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He said it was too tight."

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.