Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.