Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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He forgot his head and shoulders.

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.