Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.