What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

because he was using too much fowl language

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo