What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why can't the porcelain king go to the bathroom?

He was dethroned.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo