What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo