What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo