What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

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What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Which real-life dictator was the most fun?

Napoleon BonaPARTAY!!!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!