What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What is the big hairy thing between Napoleon's legs?

His horse Marengo

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.