What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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I don't have any friends.

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.