What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a Bull Dyke and a Bull Elephant?

about 100lbs and a flannel shirt

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.