Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.