Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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Because attachments are forbidden.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Because the stakes would be too high.

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Wire haired terriers !!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.