How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow