How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.