What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."