What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What are short men called?

Friends.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.