A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
By selling your guitar.
Tulips on my pianist.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
A ditch.
