What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.