How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.