How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What do you call a self-referential question posing as a joke setup?

Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret