How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!