How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!