How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!