How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!