How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?

Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student?

Now, don't fret about it!

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!