How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the experienced guitarist say to the new guitarist that was nervous about playing?

Dont fret about it.