Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What's the difference between a German and a Scot?

The German knows when he's not speaking English.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

IC

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.