Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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Sonnet the hedgehog

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.