Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator