Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

English Jokes More English Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Gladiator Jokes More Gladiator Jokes

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.