Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.