Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.