Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!"

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops