Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.