Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"