How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"