How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What did the ireshmen say to the beer ?

I love you.....

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.