How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

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What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.