Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now