Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.