Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.