Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.