Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now