Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears. )

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.