asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
I bearly touched her.
They keep telling me to stop asking...
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"
Pop,goes the weasel.
No, I think I'd like some more-ay.
long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now
Ellipsis S. Grant.