asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
I replied "Typo".
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
You're drunk ET, go home!"
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Ellipsis S. Grant.