Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"