Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

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Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now