What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !