Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."
Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.
See ya next month.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)